But what I heard was, “You’re sitting on your butt!”

We were like 10, butts were HILARIOUS, & her delivery was the FUNNIEST thing I’d heard in my LIFE.

I spit soda clear into the living room. We’re talking on the walls, on the furniture, all over family photos. Everywhere.

So take a wild guess what Megan’s go-to one-liner became for our literal entire lives whenever she wanted to crack me up –

Mhm.

“You’re sitting on your mint!”

So when we became grown ass adults, we started talking about getting best friend tattoos – like you do.